- Funny how a $20 bill looks so big
when you take it to Mosque, but so small
when you take it to the market.
- Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an
hour, but how quickly a team plays
60 minutes of basketball.
- Funny how long a couple of hours spent at
Mosque are, but how short they are
when watching a movie.
- Funny how we can't think of anything to say
when we pray, but don't have difficulty
thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
- Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball
game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a "Tarahvi"
during Ramadan is longer than the regular
time.
- Funny how hard it is to read a Para in the
Quran, but how easy it is to read 100
pages of a best selling novel.
- Funny how people want to get a front seat
at any game or concert, but scramble
to get a back row at mosque so that scramble out.
- Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance
notice to fit a Mosque event into our
schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment.
- Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple
Preaching well enough to tell others,
but how simple it is for the same people to understand and
repeat gossip.
- Funny how we believe what the newspaper says,
but question what the Quran says.
- Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided
they do not have to believe, or to
think, or to say, or do anything.
- Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes'
through e-mail and they spread like
wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
FUNNY, ISN'T IT? Are you laughing? Are you thinking? |